- Man: "Every time the phone rings, my dog goes into the corner."
Dog Trainer: "That's OK, he's a Boxer."
- During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking. One said to the other...
"The thing I hate about obedience school is we learn ALL this stuff we'll never use in the real world."
- A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" The vet says, "Well, let's have a look at him." So the vet picks the dog up while examining his eyes. Finally he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Just because he is cross-eyed?"
"No, because he is really, really heavy."
- Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
- Two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other,
"How do you like that? Pay toilets!"
- What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?
"That really hit the spots!"
- Genuine Newspaper Fails
- FREE PUPPIES: part German Shepherd - part dog.
- FREE PUPPIES: ½ Cocker Spaniel - ½ sneaky neighbor dog.
- FOUND: dirty white dog, looks like a rat, been out awhile, better be a reward.
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